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Nadine
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PostSubject: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:45 pm

You know you're obsessed with the Twilight Series when:
1. you download every song from Stephanie Meyers playlist and listen to them non-stop on your iPod.
2. you dream about it every night.
3. you want to go to Forks for your spring break.
4. you squeal every time you see a silver Volvo, even if it's not your favorite car.
5. you cringe whenever you hear/see Edward's or Bella's name and it has nothing to do with Stephenie Meyer.
6. you've ceased to believe that vampires actually have fangs or any weakness. And you believe all vampires must be inherently hot.
7. you're counting down the minutes until Breaking Dawn comes out.
8. you quote lines from the books for use in your everyday speech.
9. you solidly believe your boyfriend is a vampire simply on the basis that he's sexy.
10. you refer to your ideal boyfriend as an "Edward."
11. you pre-order your copy of Breaking Dawn at Barnes & Noble.
12. you name your characters after the Twilight characters.
13. you cry because your father used New Moon as a coaster for his drink
14. you count down the days till Edwards birthday 60 days before it starts. (June 20th)
15. a love song comes on and you immediately think of Edward and Bella.
16. you have bought both the audio books.
17. you have bought t-shirts from twilightteez.com.
18. you relate even the weirdest things to the book.
19. you carry the books with you.
20. you go to Forks.
21. you almost faint when you first saw the cover of Eclispe.
22. you think you can feel Edward beside you while you're reading(or just doing nothing at all).
23. you talk to nothing but think you're talking to Edward.
24. you stay locked in your room until you've read it over a million times.
25. you start talking to it (the book).
26. you talk to your friends about it...even though they have no idea what you're talking about!
27. you ask them how you know you love the Twilight series even though they STILL don't know what you're talking about.
28. you sleep with the book cradled in your arms.
29. while talking to your friends, they mention something that reminds you of Twilight, and you mutter a joke for Twilight-lovers with super hearing and start laughing your head off.
30. you are highly considering naming your future children the characters names.
31. in class, you relate every project to something in the book.
32. the name Edward becomes your new favorite guy name.
33. you didn't let anybody else touch your books.
34. you and your boyfriend call each other "Edward" and "Bella".
35. you sit on the roof of your house every night waiting for Edward to come.
36. you name random people at your school the characters' names.
37. you wish for them not to make a Twilight movie because it could never be as good as the book but still want to see it.
38. you start failing in school because either your reading the Twilight Series. Or you are thinking about Edward and his family.
39. you make a protective cover for your twilight to ensure that you never leave your copy of Twilight when it goes with you to yours friend's house.
40. you create a debate in class over Edwards "perfection"
41. you and your friends try to guess the entire plot to Breaking Dawn.
42. you refer to it as "The Black and Red Bible"
43. you start imagining scenes from the books in your head before you go to bed.
44. you try to compare a lot of things to the book.
45. your cry at sad parts of the book... Even though you've read it 20 times.

If you agreed, laughed at, or even remotely understood at least 10 of these, you are obsessed with the Twilight series.



LOL i thought it was kinda true. well some things anyway. lol
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:53 pm

Prayer for Edward

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.


OMG that had me laughing...i don't know if this is the right place to post it or not. lol
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 1:56 pm

Its now official, I am obsessed ! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:12 pm

That prayer is hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:19 pm

What does it mean if I agreed, laughed at, and understood at least 40 of them? lol I'm officially obsessed.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:21 pm

We all need help ! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 2:26 pm

^ We really do Wink
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:20 pm

well at least we can all be needing help together..lmao

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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:13 pm

those are hilarious!
i love the prayer for edward.
lmao...
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:49 am

Well I'm definately obsessed!!!

I have another one for that list tho!
Your friend wants to borrow the book to see what the fuss is about but you hide it before they get to it coz u cant bear for someone to have 'your' book!!!

See I definately need help!!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Wed Oct 15, 2008 4:09 pm

Haha I definitely drank the Kool-Aid!!! most of those things apply to me!


I have definitely had dreams about this book...and I find myself in the middle of reading the books, discussing in my mind what happens next like they are real people lol!


You Know you are obsessed when you actually think about naming your Daughter Renesmee...I thought if I ever had a little girl I would make her middle name the same name as Edward and Bella's baby! I need Jesus lol!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:17 pm

Nadine wrote:
Prayer for Edward

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
A-Edward.




WOW....i love it!! i smiled through the whole thing

OMG that had me laughing...i don't know if this is the right place to post it or not. lol
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:17 pm

oh and i guess im definitely obsessed cuz i fell under all those terms!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:21 pm

guilty as charged.... obsessed

u no ure obsessed when ure convicing your techers to read them and trying to get twilight mentioned in the play you appearing in
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Fri Jan 09, 2009 12:16 am

I am definitely obsessed! Last night I SERIOUSLY thought about moving to Forks, Washington...not kidding. Even tho I knew my Emmett and Edward wouldnt be there lol I love that kind of weather. Of course then I decided that it wouldnt be a good idea....but I still want to go there for a vacation lol.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Fri Jan 09, 2009 5:47 am

hmmm i'd love to live in forks
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:21 am

im gonna visit forks during the summer with some friends! yeah, i live in chicago and thats all the way in washington but fun road trip, right!?
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:01 pm

[b]You catch yourself singing songs from the movie and soundtrack at work when they are not even being played on the radio. My favorite is Supermassive Black hole which was from the baseball game.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:53 pm

yep done that well at school
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:09 pm

I love that song as well...i always play it when i get in my car really loud with the windows down...its very good!
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:47 pm

You know you are too into twilight when you lookk at a fork and automatically think "Washington" Razz
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:59 pm

lmao
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:52 pm

You know your obsessed with Twilight when you look at a fork and think "Edward" haha.. My mom actually said that.
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:56 pm

haha love it
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PostSubject: Re: You know you are obsessed with Twilight when...   Tue Jan 13, 2009 5:22 pm

[b]when you go out to eat and play a song of of the movie on their jukebox thing! It was sooo cool to here that playing!!
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