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TwilightLulu82 True Twilighter
Number of posts : 2414 Age : 41 Location : Jacksons underwear drawer sniffin his undies! Job/hobbies : Slacker/Student Humor : Insane, Sarcastic, Loud Registration date : 2008-08-26
| Subject: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:31 pm | |
| 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'. 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Sexual Favors' 7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 8.Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, SkipRather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13.Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called , therapy. | |
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Kenzie Whoa! Over Breaking Dawn
Number of posts : 830 Location : Iowa Registration date : 2008-08-26
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TwilightLulu82 True Twilighter
Number of posts : 2414 Age : 41 Location : Jacksons underwear drawer sniffin his undies! Job/hobbies : Slacker/Student Humor : Insane, Sarcastic, Loud Registration date : 2008-08-26
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Mon Sep 22, 2008 9:23 pm | |
| I had it posted yesturday but everything posted sunday is gone, So I thought I would post it again. | |
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VelvetRainDrops True Twilighter
Number of posts : 1245 Age : 41 Location : Hiding somewhere with Kellan. Not telling where either. Job/hobbies : Student Registration date : 2008-08-28
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:13 pm | |
| wonder if we lost our post numbers??? lol I love this post..it so funny. | |
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obsessed Twilight Lover
Number of posts : 384 Location : chicago Job/hobbies : waiting for my edward Registration date : 2008-08-27
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:50 pm | |
| haha that really made me laugh | |
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Tamran Administrator
Number of posts : 1677 Age : 50 Location : Memphis, TN Registration date : 2008-08-24
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:15 am | |
| LMAO! these are GREAT! | |
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VelvetRainDrops True Twilighter
Number of posts : 1245 Age : 41 Location : Hiding somewhere with Kellan. Not telling where either. Job/hobbies : Student Registration date : 2008-08-28
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:47 pm | |
| i printed these off for my mom and her co-workers.... that had a ball with this.....My mom did #4...but no one got it.... She set the trash cans on top of their desks and put a sign with "In Box" on them... and put the patient schedules in them....
one girl looked at the schedule and put it back in the trash.. | |
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TwilightLulu82 True Twilighter
Number of posts : 2414 Age : 41 Location : Jacksons underwear drawer sniffin his undies! Job/hobbies : Slacker/Student Humor : Insane, Sarcastic, Loud Registration date : 2008-08-26
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:21 pm | |
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VelvetRainDrops True Twilighter
Number of posts : 1245 Age : 41 Location : Hiding somewhere with Kellan. Not telling where either. Job/hobbies : Student Registration date : 2008-08-28
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:40 pm | |
| I guess my mom thought of herself as a little insane today......
she said that she's had people to tell they want their order to go in drive through...when she was younger. | |
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i<3twilight Twilight Lover
Number of posts : 222 Location : ON, CANADA Job/hobbies : reading(about vampires mainly) and drawing Humor : dry, corny humor Registration date : 2008-12-31
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Tue Jan 13, 2009 10:19 pm | |
| oh my when i was reading that my mom was walking past my room and i was laughing and she asked me what was wrong | |
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VelvetRainDrops True Twilighter
Number of posts : 1245 Age : 41 Location : Hiding somewhere with Kellan. Not telling where either. Job/hobbies : Student Registration date : 2008-08-28
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:18 pm | |
| did you at least show her? and did she laugh? | |
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i<3twilight Twilight Lover
Number of posts : 222 Location : ON, CANADA Job/hobbies : reading(about vampires mainly) and drawing Humor : dry, corny humor Registration date : 2008-12-31
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:15 pm | |
| lol yeah and apparently she forgot her in box here once and ended up having to use the garbage can to | |
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VelvetRainDrops True Twilighter
Number of posts : 1245 Age : 41 Location : Hiding somewhere with Kellan. Not telling where either. Job/hobbies : Student Registration date : 2008-08-28
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:29 pm | |
| My mom set everyone's trash can on top of their desk and put their patient's plan of care in there, like one of the things says. No one got it tho..I thought it was funny. | |
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twilightman23 Bitten
Number of posts : 13 Age : 37 Location : Henderson, TN Job/hobbies : Meat Cutter Humor : Yea, I'm funny! Registration date : 2009-01-10
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:05 pm | |
| [b]I have actually done a couple of these!! LOL!! | |
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hannah141627 Twilight Lover
Number of posts : 222 Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: *Repost* 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity Mon Jan 26, 2009 3:04 pm | |
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