20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Sexual Favors'
7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
8.Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, SkipRather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13.Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called , therapy.

I had it posted yesturday but everything posted sunday is gone, So I thought I would post it again.

wonder if we lost our post numbers??? lol I love this post..it so funny.

haha that really made me laugh

LMAO! these are GREAT!

i printed these off for my mom and her co-workers.... that had a ball with this.....My mom did #4...but no one got it.... She set the trash cans on top of their desks and put a sign with "In Box" on them... and put the patient schedules in them....

one girl looked at the schedule and put it back in the trash..

Haha thats hilarious!!!

I guess my mom thought of herself as a little insane today......

she said that she's had people to tell they want their order to go in drive through...when she was younger.

did you at least show her? and did she laugh?

My mom set everyone's trash can on top of their desk and put their patient's plan of care in there, like one of the things says. No one got it tho..I thought it was funny.

[b]I have actually done a couple of these!! LOL!!

lmao