"I like the improvements to your dress, though."--Edward
"Does this screw up my total? Or do we start counting
after I'm a vampire?"--Bella
"Umm...carefully, Bella. Ow."--Edward
"You nicknamed my daughter after the
Loch Ness Monster?"--Bella
"You've should've seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless."--Jacob
"Did you know that
'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob? His name is
'Shut the hell up'"--Bella
"You're gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about
you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn't have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?"--Emmett
"We're going to tell Alice that I ran right to the clothes. We're going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We're going to
lie."--Bella